55 Fiction #005: Revenge is Sweet

#005: Revenge is Sweet

Stop it you…. You… pig!

*He picks up the knife…*

Don’t you dare…

*Smiles evilly* You can’t stop me….

Don’t you have a heart?

This is your fault… and you know it…

*He makes his first incision*

AARGH! STOP!

*He licks the knife*

Mmmmm… Delicious…

DAMN YOU! Eating cake when I am on a diet…

P.S. When I think about all the times I have subjected my female cousins to this treatment... I know that I am going to end up in hell... I just hope I never put myself in the position of having this happen to me... but it was generally their fault really... they would go out and have ice cream and suchlike when I would be in bed with a cold or something... and then they would call to tell me about it...

55 Fiction #004: The Jumper

#004: The Jumper…

Don’t do it man…

Get lost copper…

I’m warning you… step back…

Or what? You’ll shoot me?

God damn you!

Just relax copper… this will be over soon…

Jumping off will be the end…

I know… I wanna go out in a blaze of glory....

*Breathes deeply*

Here I go!

No!!! DON’T!

*Jumps*

Freaking BASE-Jumpers…

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P.S. For the uninitiated.... a BASE-Jumper is someone who jumps of Buildings, Antennas, Span (Bridges) and Earth (Cliffs) wearing a parachute.... just for the thrill of it... its a dangerous sport... and its generally illegal to jump from any of these sorts of places without prior permission... which is usually very hard to get...