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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

55 Fiction #005: Revenge is Sweet

#005: Revenge is Sweet

Stop it you…. You… pig!

*He picks up the knife…*

Don’t you dare…

*Smiles evilly* You can’t stop me….

Don’t you have a heart?

This is your fault… and you know it…

*He makes his first incision*

AARGH! STOP!

*He licks the knife*

Mmmmm… Delicious…


DAMN YOU! Eating cake when I am on a diet…



P.S. When I think about all the times I have subjected my female cousins to this treatment... I know that I am going to end up in hell... I just hope I never put myself in the position of having this happen to me... but it was generally their fault really... they would go out and have ice cream and suchlike when I would be in bed with a cold or something... and then they would call to tell me about it...

3 comments:

Selenium said...

I like the amount of melodrama you put in your 55 word fictions :D

It's just amazing. :D

For once I knew it would be something about food (I'm beginning to understand your style... and copy it to some extent... :P ) but I thought it would be something non-veg like a fish or a squid or something like that... but I didn't think it would turn out to be a cake... XD

Nightwing said...

I can never guess the endings of your stories...no matter how much I try....this one was no different....

The Laughing Man said...

LoL... glad to see I am keeping you on your toes guessing... next few are fairly easy to figure out though... relatively... Wish I had more readers too... but your loyalty always moves me to write more... Thanks for the comments!